19 November 2008

Mid-Week Miscellany: I Couldn't Give That

I teach at a school that attracts a predominantly white, upper-middle class student body. The school has, however, become a bit of a magnet for new Korean immigrants. I teach several of our Korean students, and their efforts to learn American English while trying to fit into a homogeneous and harsh social order has been alternately heart-breaking and humorous to observe. I try to help when I can and one of them in particular comes to me often with questions about the meaning of words and phrases. I have assured him that his eagerness to learn and willingness to ask questions will take him far. The other day he came up to me while I stood in a small crowd of students and asked, "Mr. Chintzibobs, sir, what does it mean to say 'I couldn't give a sh*t'?" It was, as they say, a teachable moment. It turns out he overheard it while listening to a group of teenage girls talking about some guy. I gave him a quick lesson on impolite words and advised him to avoid the gossip of teenage girls if he hoped to learn proper English and if he valued his sanity.


I also have a German foreign exchange student in my US history class. Should I be worried that it might be awkward to teach World War II with her in the room? Maybe I should just leave my Dr. Strangelove impression at home this year.


I don't think I ever updated my many readers concerning homecoming. The students selected as their theme:
A Night at the Oasis: Spend an exotic evening under the stars at a Bedouin campsite; warm yourself by the fire, relax in a Bedouin tent, or whirl like a dervish on the dance floor.

We spent countless hours and $4,800 on what turned out to be the best Bedouin themed homecoming ever! Here are some pictures. You can see many more over at my Flickr page.

We built four 10' x 10' tents out of 2x4's painted a lovely shade named, "cranberry zing."

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The roofs were covered with gossamer purchased from Stumps.com.

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Because we only expected about 200 guests, we created a small, cozy rectangle in the middle of the gym to create a more intimate space. The rectangle was created with black polyvinyl (again from Stumps.com) stapled to wooden uprights anchored in five gallon buckets filled with concrete. We then placed one tent in each corner.

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A dramatic lighted entryway led from an exterior door to the center:
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Each tent was decorated with unique imported Indian fabrics (purchased through E-bay), pillows (made from cloth napkins, table runners, and placemats that my wife found for a song), plants from Old Time Pottery, and rugs from Garden Ridge.

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Each tent was also equipped with a faux fire (a Chauvet Bob purchased through Amazon.com).
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From one tent to another:
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Most of the pictures were taken with the lights on; the effect was much warmer when the gym lights went down. The black polyvinyl, which has the appearance in the full light of a massive trash bag day tends to transform into a black void when the lights go off. The night ended up a great success.

Peace
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07 November 2008

Track Your Shipment: A Modern-Day Torture Device UPDATED

UPDATE: My camera has safely touched down in Atlanta:
November 7, 2008 12:01:00 PM ATLANTA GA US Arrival Scan
November 7, 2008 03:16:00 AM INDIANAPOLIS IN US Departure Scan
November 7, 2008 02:35:00 AM INDIANAPOLIS IN US Arrival Scan
November 6, 2008 09:51:00 PM HODGKINS IL US Departure Scan
November 6, 2008 05:17:00 PM HODGKINS IL US Arrival Scan
November 4, 2008 12:42:00 AM SPARKS NV US Departure Scan
November 3, 2008 09:04:33 PM US Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit
November 3, 2008 07:49:00 PM SPARKS NV US Shipment received by carrier

So, what is it?



Canon Digital Rebel XSi 12.2 MP Digital SLR Camera with EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 IS Lens (Black)

I guessI deserve the cross-country tour for selecting free super-saver shipping. And yes, I do track my shipment on average about every two hours. Happy birthday to me.

Peace

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05 November 2008

Wednesday Miscellany: George Washington is Dead

Yesterday:
Five year old girl to daddy: "Why do Aarrack Obama and John McCain want to be president?"

Daddy: "Well, that is a good question. I don't know. Hopefully, they want to serve the country well."

Five year old girl: "I think it is because George Washington died and someone has to take his place."


In car from church fall festival to Aunt's house for party on Halloween:
Daddy: "Wow! Look at all of the trick-or-treaters."

Seven year old boy: "Daddy, when will we get to go trick-or-treating?"

Daddy: "We'll see."

Seven year old boy: "I hope it is soon because I am ready to see some new faces."

Five year old girl on the ferris wheel with Daddy (both for their first time):

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Notes:
The boy and girl did get to go trick-or-treating; they had a grand time. George Washington was one of the few presidents who never did want the job; William Howard Taft was another. Teddy Roosevelt reportedly offered to make him a Supreme Court justice or his chosen successor as president. Taft chose justice. Taft's wife chose president. Taft's wife won. His presidency was challenging and unsatisfactory. Years later he would live his dream as chief justice of the Supreme Court. It is not a typo: my daughter cannot say the "B" in Barack's name.

Peace
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